Are you like me and have a strong tendency for putting things off 'til the last minute? Some call it procrastination, I like to call it 'fashionable laziness'. It may be too late for X-mas shopping for most, but if you're still looking for that last minute nugget of goodness that says 'Hey, I'm not such a heap of shit after all!', look no further. Just head on over to the AdHouse site and pick your ass up a copy of 'Barbra in the Sky with Neil Diamonds'. It's guaranteed to be made of paper and not to leak. Think it over.
Go, now. Before I change my mind. Or don't. Just have a good holiday, why don't you?