THE "REAL" SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME #16

My editor was worried it was starting to look like I have a personal vendetta against Phill Kline, so we didn't run this. But it's not my fault the fucker puts himself in the news on a weekly basis. Plus, I reeeeeeeeally thought I came up with some funny shit here. I mean, him bustin' up a "cockfighting ring" dressed inside a giant chicken costume?! Pure comedic GOLD!!!